High, Lucy!!!: A Completely Unrelated Post.

Sometimes, obscure network TV brings us a gem too valuable to be ignored. Hi, Lucy! is a program on ETV, America's favorite religious network, in which a fluffy ostrich-Furby hybrid seeks advice from an androgynous nun. Joel McHale, this show just may be the next I Love Toy Trains.

Watch and learn. Yes. It is real.